Chapter one.. The introduction:

I woke up in a cold cockroach sweat, where was I?.. All I remembered  was I got stepped on by the owner of the last house… wait what is that…”A ICE CREAM TRUCK!” I yell, as I see all of my other fellow roaches run to windows, doors, toilets, anywhere just to get outside to get some of that good ice cream. We scrambled everywhere in the grass, a bunch of kids were in line, The dying roaches ran up the kids leg to cause a shriek or a yell, a distraction. I ran up the stairs of the truck, jumped inside the ice cream and got a chunk of it, all the other roaches cheered as I grabbed it, we all ran back from where we came, Back up the windows, Back up the doors, back up the toilets. I tell the other starter roaches to get a plate and we feast! If you are confused let me explain, this is the cockroach army. We have starter roaches, army roaches, and  sergeant roaches, and lastly, the one that is the most alpha, the most baddielishous, the most aura is… ME! (duh). Anyways, to explain why there was a roach army, long ago…..In a deep, dark and uhhhh ... ..mysterious……. Wait scratch that, To make it simple, other roaches infect humans and turn them into roaches. Currently we are in a girl named Sharquiesha’s house and to be honest she does way way WAY too much, like the girl tried to step on my friend bob, yes, you read that right, BOB! (insert sad violin) Bob has a family and kids to take care of..How could you be so… so..so EVIL! Anyways i didn't title the chapter introduction for no reason, Here's my introduction!! So hey, my name is Gorgeginaalinanatis’habombi’sha-condractulareisha monque’shabut the pronunciation  is Jor-jean-ah-ay-lean-ah-Nah-tee-sha-Bomb-bee-sha-con- 

dract-uu-lar-ee-sha, but just call me Addison. My favorite thing to say is probably.. BARBECUBACONBURGER or maybe just bro and lastly, I like getting my hair done, yes, i am a roach with bustdown box braids no, you can't touch them yes, they are rainbow.  “Addison we have an emergency, a roach is..”

Chapter two.. Baddielishous roach says goodbye:

  “What happened to the roach?” I say, “It's breathing the air that isn't demure, cutesy, mindful, aesthetic, Glittery, yummy”, “OH NO!”  I yell, “she's gonna die…”, i start crying because that was my baddie girl bestie girl bestie friend.  “Who did this..” i say “the Cornballs” “EW” i scream “ THE CORNBALLS?, invite them to our palace, this requires a dance battle!” so me and leo, (leo is the guy who told me about the roach)  we call the Cornballs on our Iphone 17 pro-max but then me and Leo realize our Iphone 17 pro-max is bluetooth connected to our pink 2025 Hellcat (not to brag) so we turn off the blue tooth. Me: “HEY CORNBALLS!” Cornballs: “what do you want you stinky poop drop” Me: “ I want to have a dance battle, right here, right now, lets do it” Cornballs: “So you can lose? Okay bet, we are pulling up to Sharquiesha's house right now.” I went to tell the other roaches about how the Cornballs were up for a good old dance battle and we had to get dressed. First we got all the makeup designer roaches to do every roach's makeup and then we got the hairstylist to give everyone goddess braids. Everyone got long hot pink nails with cute charms. Every roach in Sharquiesha’s house put on a hot pink glittery Gucci suit with tights and matching shoes from Louis Vuitton (again not to brag).  The Cornballs finally pull up in their green and silver suits, “Ayo MichelletwincleLinkleSprinkle (that's the group leader's name) we gon start this dance battle. 

So I get the rest of my team and the Cornballs go up first, also did I tell you that Sharquiesha’s daughter is the judge? The cornballs start doing a majorette dance to  move to the beat by Dj joker 106, The cornballs had a basic routine, it was boring and dumb and honestly embarrassing, they finally finish and here's what i said, “THIS IS A DANCE BATTLE, NOT A PLAYGROUND! YOU COME HERE TO DANCE, IF NOT LEAVE. Look yall have me irritated here, yall for real playing, yall the playstation, yall playing TEW much, yall the play ground.” The cornballs say “ girl you extra you the birthday decorations..stank.”  I say: “who you calling stank, the only thing that stank is you after you ate the fries you cooked with your back roll grease.” The cornballs then say “girl hurry up and dance the sun heat to hot and yall smell just like what yall are, roaches.” i say “girl fine then, STANK” Me and my team eat them up and we obviously win (if you thought we weren't going to win you need to respectfully close this tab and go read a different essay and reflect on how you even THOUGHT about our downfall.) So they finally give back the roach air but…it was too late to save Gogororototososololononoyoyodododuhuhruhruhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh, we just call her bailey (this is the roach that died earlier) “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE LOVE YOU BAILEY, FLY HIGH” we say as we cry. The cornballs laugh as they leave, it's time for revenge…

Chapter three: Revenge…